“We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.”


“Hi! I’m Anxiety! Where can I put my stuff?”

I can have a dark side if you want me to.

We are gathered here today to get through this thing called “life.”

Give these moments back to those we love.


Until next time,

Who shot the hole in my sombrero?

Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns.

“I’m thirty-seven.” “What?”

A humiliating kick in the crotch.

Sweet parody.